Good Easter Bank Holiday evening to you,
Parliament is back for 3 whole days before everyone goes in to some kind of hysteria for the Royal Wedding – then like me, they'll be off for another 4 days.
No longer can it be said that a week is a long time in politics!
The day starts tomorrow on Tuesday, and the Information Commissioner, Christopher Graham is up before the Home Affairs Select Committee giving Evidence on phone hacking.
The Joint Committee on the draft detention of terror suspects hears from the Director of Public Prosecutions, Keir Starmer. He'll have to be considered for a Commons Pass surely with the amount of time he's spending in the Palace lately?
Andrew Lansley seems certain to be grilled about his no confidence vote in the Commons at Health Questions today. This is the first opportunity MP's will have to score some points in front of Mr Speaker Bercow. Dom Rob has a Ten Minute Rule Bill on changes to voting rules on industrial action, and the Finance Bill gets it's Second Reading.
In the Lords, it's Day 2 of the European Union Bill. The whole House will sit in Committee.
The Culture, Media and Sport Select Committee continue their work on investigating Football Governance, and Sports Minister Hugh Robertson is kindly assisting them today.
Wednesday
It's Prime Minister's Questions at midday. It's usually quite impossible to guess what's going to be raised at PMQ's, precisely because the PMQ's teams like to shake things up a little and they hate predictability, but at a guess, I'd say it's possible AV splits and cosmetic nose jobs may come up.
This is the first PMQ's in about 3 years at which I may be absent. I'm on the Daily Politics Show (from 11:30am) debating a film I've made on an unusual subject... but I'm likely to observe PMQ's at Millbank Studios, and I hope to tweet updates as usual. Do watch the Daily Politics piece, or I'll send guide dog Chipp round to lick you in to submission!
The Opposition Day for Wednesday is apparently still TBA – anyone on the Labour Business Team able to enlighten us?
In the Lords, it's the Pensions Bill, Third Reading, and also the Second Reading of the Police Reform and Social Responsibilities Bill.
Business Secretary Vince Cable is at the Biz Select Committee. Who knows what he may say?
Meanwhile, Dr Liam Fox is up before the Defence Select Committee – so a big one for the backbenchers today.
Those lovely, fair people at the Child Support Agency publish figures detailing how much money they've had from how many people, and levels of compliance. CSA dealings are in my view still hugely under-exposed. I do not have ANY children, so the CSA don't impact on my life, but I am aware of a case last year where a pensioner on £500 per month (no other incomings) had ALL but £91 docked by the CSA, and there was, apparently no appeal to the Court... anyway, sideline – so forgive me.
A Committee of Lords are sitting in relation to the draft Defamation Bill. One to watch I think.
We're also expecting the preliminary GDP stats for Q1 of 2011. Should be interesting actually given that we're talking pre-budget and coalition cut whispers galore.
Thursday
Happy birthday 'Duffygate'. It's one year ago today since Gordon Brown was caught on a badly placed radio mic calling Gillian Duffy “a bigoted woman”, much to Mrs Duffy's horror. Really, she should be celebrating the anniversary, since I understand that she's received a few bob from HM Gutter Press for her story.
Royal Wedding Guest Jeremy Hunt is in the Commons for Culture, Media & Sport Questions. Sir George Young is due to make his regular Business Statement, and Paul Beresford has an important Adjournment Debate on the Government's reaction to the human form of Mad Cow Disease.
Friday
There's some weding on apparently. Don't mean to be a party pooper. I wish William and Kate Middleton all the very best – but surprised so many people are flapping so excitedly about it all.
Prime Minister David Cameron, and Mrs Cameron will be hosting a party at Number 10 to mark the Royal Wedding.
… And of course, it's another bank holiday – as is Monday. Harold Wilson would love it – a real three day week for two weeks of 2011.
Ok, that's your lot for the week ahead – but Wednesday is jam packed.
Evenin' all.